Magnetic Poetry with Wangxian

[ratbones]

There's a fic on AO3 that has a lot of tags. You know the one. cyberbrain and I were talking about it, and pulling out funny sets of tags. I stared at the list for a while, just kind of taking it all in...and then I started making poetry.

Each poem must contain exactly 4 tags from this fic. That's the only rule.

Bananas
Vegetables
Double Penetration
Food Fight

Secrets
Trust Issues
Wine
Second Chances

Their Love Is So
Evil
Necrophilia
Blow Jobs With Teeth

Butt Slapping
Nipple Torture
Cock Vore
Sex Is Fun

Dating
Online Dating
Hope vs. Despair
Fucking Machines

Oh My God
I'm Bad At Tagging
You Have Been Warned
Sandwich

Anyone want to have a try? (Please break the 4-tags rule freely if you have a good one with a different number of tags. Please no serious conversations about the fic or the author, though. I'm just here to have a good time.)

Comments

[nnozomi]

Hee! Not diving into those tags myself, but "Secrets
Trust Issues
Wine
Second Chances"
sounds like a pretty decent fic prompt (possibly a whole novel!).
Also, "Dating
Online Dating
Hope vs. Despair
Fucking Machines"
could go two very different ways depending on whether "fucking" modifies "machines" or "machines" is the direct object of "fucking."

[ratbones]

You're right, there's a story hiding somewhere in that first one! The second one...I had only thought of the first interpretation, but you've improved it. :D

[clevermanka]

Agreed, that Secrets one hit a little close to home. 😂

[ratbones]

^^;; It is a bit...heavier than the others.

[cyberbrain]

NSFW and in poor taste is my middle name but first, have a SFW poem:

Christmas Tree
Heavy Drinking
Milk
Commercials

Okay, here's the other one:

Summer Vacation
Secrets
Trust Kink
Talking Vagina

[ratbones]

AMAZING. I can't decide if the first one is festive or sad. The second...somehow you've made "talking vagina" into an entire story, and it's kind of beautiful? Bless.

[forestofglory]

I am amused

[ratbones]

Hehehe, glad to hear it!

[solo]

Korean Food
Chinese Food
Fast food
Farting

Chickens
Rabbits
Snakes
Police Brutality

Necrophilia
tentacle rape
Christianity
body hair

[ratbones]

You've got three very different tones going with these and I'm loving all of them. xD (I saw "Inaccurate Christianity" or similar in the list and I wanted to make a blasphemous joke with that, but couldn't come up with one.)

[naye]

This is magnificent.

A humble offering:

Violence
Aftermath of violence
Laundry
Office party

(Repeat!)


And another:

Years Later
Slow Romance
Hotel Sex
Goodbyes

[ratbones]

Wonderful! The "violence" one sounds uhhh exciting, and the other one...sniffle. I'm super impressed by how poignant that is.

[naye]

Hee, thank you for inviting me to play!

Yes it's a very exciting office party?

Anything that starts "Years Later" is bound to be poignant, so I kind of cheated there (but I also like the result!)

[tinny]

Lol, this is a great thing to take out of a nuisance. :DDD

Thank you for making me laugh! (And I'll keep laughing whenever it turns up again. Yes! Success!)

[ratbones]

Success! :D When life hands me lemons, I try to invent the game of lemonball.

[scytale]

I came here via solo's post, and this is fun! I adjusted punctuation and capitalization

Hand jobs, chocolate
Multiple universes
colliding: young love.


Their love is so poor life choices.
Sex in a cave? Oh God yes.


...And one that uses more than four tags, because I read the prompt wrong at first.

You have been warned, I love you
Heart to heart heart attacks
Touchy-feely wake up sex
Sharing body heat, dancing in the rain
Cuddling & snuggling
Post-coital blow-jobs with teeth

[ratbones]

Hi, welcome! :D These are amazing...I'm kind of shocked at how legitimately romantic the long one is. Thank you so much for joining in!

[scytale]

Awww, I'm glad you liked them! :D

Thanks for proposing this game. It really is a good time, and I love how much meaning emerges.

Your tagging poem made e laugh out loud, and the double penetration one is delightful. And I'm struck by how much emerges out of the dating and secrets poems!

[ratbones]

Ah, thank you! There's just so much in that list, and so much of it is weird and unexpected, that it allows for drawing some hilarious and/or meaningful connections. (I'm really glad to find that other people think it's fun, too...lol.)