Magnetic Poetry with Wangxian

[ratbones]

There's a fic on AO3 that has a lot of tags. You know the one. cyberbrain and I were talking about it, and pulling out funny sets of tags. I stared at the list for a while, just kind of taking it all in...and then I started making poetry.

Each poem must contain exactly 4 tags from this fic. That's the only rule.

Bananas
Vegetables
Double Penetration
Food Fight

Secrets
Trust Issues
Wine
Second Chances

Their Love Is So
Evil
Necrophilia
Blow Jobs With Teeth

Butt Slapping
Nipple Torture
Cock Vore
Sex Is Fun

Dating
Online Dating
Hope vs. Despair
Fucking Machines

Oh My God
I'm Bad At Tagging
You Have Been Warned
Sandwich

Anyone want to have a try? (Please break the 4-tags rule freely if you have a good one with a different number of tags. Please no serious conversations about the fic or the author, though. I'm just here to have a good time.)

Comments

[tinny]

Lol, this is a great thing to take out of a nuisance. :DDD

Thank you for making me laugh! (And I'll keep laughing whenever it turns up again. Yes! Success!)

[ratbones]

Success! :D When life hands me lemons, I try to invent the game of lemonball.